Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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