nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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