When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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