its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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