Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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