I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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