Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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