Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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