I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
