If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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