the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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