some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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