Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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