did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
my shit smells like andre
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
