After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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