i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Randomize
