you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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