How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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