So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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