i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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