Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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