He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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