i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
