I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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