Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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