chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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