i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Randomize
