he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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