He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Randomize