his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
i think im in europe. pls send help
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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