ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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