I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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