Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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