I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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