Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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