it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Randomize
