Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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