...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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