We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
