some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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