So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Non-Jews are for practice
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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