During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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