As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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