ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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