Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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