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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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