I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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