What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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