Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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