You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
